Monday, August 4, 2008

Recently Flushed


Monday on iFM comfort room. Cocoy and Stanley started the program clamoring about the very hot weather, although the northern part of the country is being bombarded with heavy rains brought about by typhoon Julian. The hosts suggested to drink plenty of water or fruit juices in order to replace all the water we perspire and to stay hydrated.

Everyone’s attention was stirred when Rey started narrating his story. He’s 5’9” tall, a point guard for a college basketball team. “I have a best friend in the team, his name is Vince a point guard too, pareho kami nga 5’9” he continued.
“Problema ko kay naga dugay kami updanay ga ka develop ang feelings ko sa iya”
Laughter all throughout Bacolod, and the rest of the province was heard when he uttered that statement. Cocoy and Stanley couldn’t hold their shocked selves when they heard that from a mucho sounding basketball player. “closet queen ka man gali pareho sa amon” they exclaimed!

He said he is keeping his secret from him and from the rest of the team for it is going to be a very big shame for the school he is playing for. “gusto ko gid gani permi kun magpraktis kami ako gid ma bantay sa iya kay para ma feel ko gid mga muscles niya kag ang iya ka hamot” he said. “ kun tapos namon praktis kag mag shower kami, ginahulat ko gid nga maghabon na siya sang guya niya kag indi na siya ka kita tapos gina busog ko ang mata ko sa iya pagkalalaki” another burst of hilarity from the hosts followed after that remarks. “ I can’t hold it anymore daw gusto ko na gid ipa utwas ang nabatyagan ko sa iya galing kulbaan ko para sa team kag sa school kay mahuy an gid” he said, then he ask for advice if he’s going to tell Vince all that he felt or keep it to himself.

Majority of the callers suggested that Rey will continue hiding his feelings and wait for the right time, few of them said though, that Rey tells Vince frankly all that he felt for him and if he is really a bestfriend he will understand. Rey should be aware of the consequences that will occur after telling the guy, for he will either accept it or reject it.

Before the show ended Cocoy asked “paano mabal an kun may gago sa bulangan?” “wala ko kabalo ah” Stanley answered. “kun may nagdala pato sa sulod bulangan eh” Cocoy answered. “mabal an mo kun may sindikato sa bulangan kun magda ug ang pato” “ma bal an mo pa gid kun may gago gago pagid sa bulangan kun may nag pusta sa pato!” Cocoy continued. Stanley begged for Cocoy’s mercy “tsakto na na coy kay ga sakit na tyan ko sang kadlaw” he said.

Ifm comfort room will surely open your tired eyes and won’t make you sleep in the afternoon. Catch more of Cocoy and Stanley’s antics every 1 to 3 pm daily on iFM 94.3’s comfort room. Pwede!

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